A Collection of humorous sayings about furniture including beds, chairs, tables, desks and more.
- A big chair does not make a king. ~ Sudanese Proverb
- A good armchair makes the backside soft and the heart hard. ~ French Proverb
- A good conversation is better than a good bed. ~ Ethiopian Proverb
- A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless.~ May Sarton
- A lazy boy and a warm bed are difficult to part. ~ Danish Proverb
- A single conversation across the table with a wise man is worth a month’s study of books. ~ Chinese Proverb
- A wooden bed is better than a golden coffin. ~ Russian Proverb
- An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea. ~ Turkish Proverb
- As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. ~ English Proverb
- At a round table there is no dispute about place. ~ Italian Proverb
- Bed is the poor man’s opera. ~ Italian Proverb
- By day they’re ready to divorce, by night they’re ready for bed. ~ Yiddish Proverb
- Don’t expect to be offered a chair when you visit a place where the chief himself sits on the floor. ~ Ghanaian Proverb
- Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. ~ English Proverb
- Earth is the queen of beds. ~ Nigerian Proverb
- Every man is a prince in his own bed. ~ Malawian Proverb
- Going to bed without dinner is better than waking up in debt. ~ Jamaican Proverb
- He that doesn’t know his bed is too hard sleeps well. ~ Danish Proverb
- He who eats and drinks with the rich leaves the table hungry. ~ Greek Proverb
- He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday. ~ Irish Proverb
- He who goes to bed hungry dreams of pancakes. ~ Maltese Proverb
- He who sits waiting for his neighbor will go to bed hungry. ~ Iranian Proverb
- He who sleeps in a silver bed has golden dreams. ~ German Proverb
- If the bathroom and a brandy cannot help a man, then death is imminent.~ Finnish Proverb
- If you go to bed hungry, you’ll wake up without having slept. ~ Lithuanian Proverb
- If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife. ~ Spanish Proverb
- If you see a frog squatting on his house, don’t ask him for a chair. ~ Togolese Proverb
- If you want to sleep well, buy the bed of a bankrupt. ~ Spanish Proverb
- In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.~ English Proverb
- Joy and sorrow sleep in the same bed. ~ Czech Proverb
- No bed is big enough to hold three. ~ German Proverb
- Nobody gets out of the bed to sleep on the floor. ~ Native American Proverb
- One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. ~ Romanian Proverb
- Poverty is even worse if you have to sleep on the edge of a crowded bed. ~ Spanish Proverb
- Stairs are climbed step by step. ~ Kurdish Proverb
- Stretch your legs according to the length of your bedspread. ~ Libyan Proverb
- The first sin makes the bed for the second. ~ Czech Proverb
- The lazy one stands up between one armchair and another. ~ Japanese Proverb
- The way you prepare the bed, so shall you sleep. ~ Yiddish Proverb
- There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. ~ Chinese Proverb
- War is to a man what bed is to a woman. ~ Indian Proverb
- Warm bed, cold food. ~ Serbian Proverb
- We all end up in a single bed sooner or later. ~ Traditional Proverb
- When a divorced man marries a divorced woman, there are four people in that marital bed. ~ Hebrew Proverb
- When the master of the house tells a lie, then offer him a chair. ~ Burundi Proverb
- When you are rich you suffer in a more comfortable way. ~ French Proverb
- When you go to bed with a clear head, you will not get up with a headache. ~ Greek Proverb
- Where love sets the table food tastes at its best. ~ French Proverb
- Who depends on another man’s table often dines late. ~ Italian Proverb
- Who makes his bed on the morrow; goes all day without sorrow.~ German Proverb
- Who talks a lot at the table will leave it hungry. ~ German Proverb
- Wrap yourself together in a carpet and roll together with your kinsmen.~ Azerbaijani Proverb
- You can only know the fleas in the bed you have slept in. ~ African Proverb
